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Vegan FAQs!
- So you don't eat steak?
- No.
- Eggs are vegan, right?
- No.
- How about bread?
- I'm not gluten free lol
- But butter's vegan, it doesn't have dairy in it.
- Still made from an animal.
- So you're really skinny, right?
- HA. No.
- But you still cheat and eat, like, a burger sometimes, right?
- You mean a nice yummy veggie burger? Yes, I eat veggie burgers all the time. If you mean a cow/pig/turkey/whatever burger, then no. I never cheat.
- My best friend is a vegan and they eat cow burgers once in a blue moon.
- Hate to break it to you, broski.
- Do you eat honey?
- I don't like honey.